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United Space Time Continuum, Inc., became The Mobius Group LLC, which was then sold to Iowa Consolidated Bio-Fuels. Now we’re a subsidiary of
For Real Side Global Technology, Inc.
Frankly, we didn’t fit in very well with ICBF, and they felt the same way. We’re excited to be under the umbrella of one of the world’s most progressive conglomerates. ACME NUKLEAR BLIMP will continue to focus on its core businesses of propulsion and communications. See us first for all of your airship needs. Go somewhere else for gas, OK?
TURN THAT OLD AIRSHIP INTO CASH (No hydrogen models or hot-air balloons!) Cash paid for your pre-owned zeppelin, dirigible, or impellers. Tour our boneyard—if we don’t have it, no one does.
Think an airship can’t take a Hemi-Cuda off the line? Retrofit your gas-guzzler with the NEW AND IMPROVED Acme Nuklear Blimp 9,500hp MK3 Plutonium Drivetrain and experience effortless acceleration. We’ll even throw in some glass packs.
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Genealogical material on ACME NUKLEAR BLIMP is uncensored. Some columns contain information that is sensitive. Part of documenting one’s family history is learning that some ancestors engaged in behavior unacceptable by modern standards. Many Caucasians today descend from slave owners, and many Blacks today descend from slaves. While acknowledging mistakes of the past, we shouldn’t attaint descendants of either. It would be very useful to extract from available documents the names of slaves and any mention of relationships between them. There’s a huge amount of material dating from the early Colonial Period to the end of the Civil War. It would fill in a lot of gaps in American history.
All material on ACME NUKLEAR BLIMP (except quotations from other authors) is the intellectual property of Jeffrey Thomas Chipman. All rights reserved.
ACME NUKLEAR BLIMP has a NO ADS, NO SPONSORED OR GUEST POSTS policy.
Jeffrey Thomas Chipman has no relationship of any kind with Google ™. Google ™ has no involvement with any technology described on ACME NUKLEAR BLIMP.
Emails received at ACME NUKLEAR BLIMP are the property of Jeffrey Thomas Chipman and may be published.
ACME NUKLEAR BLIMP and For Real Side Global Technology, Inc. are fictional companies. The Bot technology is real.
Solar-Dynamic C355XA, Aerchetype Model 4, PowwrMax 712, SymbioLogik 53L, Poly/Tactic SR1, and Longitude T-Grid are names of Bots to come.
Opinions in the “Free Forum” column are my own.
The Bot technology described in columns on ACME NUKLEAR BLIMP is the intellectual property of Jeffrey Thomas Chipman. I am the sole creator of this technology and the sole owner of all rights. No one collaborated with me and any misrepresentation of ownership is fraudulent.
The rights will not be sold to anyone located in a country which is presently or may become an enemy of the United States. I will not honor deals that are reached without my participation. No one is or will be allowed to use this or any part of this technology without compensation. No agreements, formal or informal, have been reached with anyone, and within the stated limitations, the rights are available for purchase by anyone.
My rights to this technology are protected by copyright because it is a software flow chart like flow charts used in video games. The software flow chart of a videogame exists independently from the coded program and without which a coded videogame cannot exist. If a writing contains directions to create a software product, and those directions are sufficient and independent of a programming language that may be used to code the software product, then the owner maintains his rights to that software product even though it is not presently coded. Software can be copyrighted because it is a form of written communication which is distinct from methods of storage such as optical disk, USB drive, or hard disk. A physical computing platform performs the same function as a book.
These Bots can be used on multiple platforms for a wide range of products, from toys to high-tech combat Bots. I can’t agree to requests to use part of my robotics control program because it would jeopardize the value of the technology.
It’s more important to have the product be mathematically sound, and that mathematicians of acceptable credentials declare it to be sound, than to tender a product which may be coded but contains bugs or flaws that render it inoperable, and that may never be resolved to make the product operable. Software is the expression of mathematics and logic without which the product cannot function regardless of the programming language that may be employed to code it, even if a certain programming language is most appropriate to code it.
If this technology is declared “Essential,” I’ll still be paid for it.
These terms supersede any previous offers made by me. Prior to any discussion regarding sale of the rights, the identity of the prospective purchaser and their ability to meet the conditions of the sale must be established.
If you have questions, contact me.
Comments about columns are not permitted. There are many forums on the Internet for discussion of genealogical topics. ACME NUKLEAR BLIMP represents my contribution to family history and the genealogical community. The columns encourage genealogists to apply the principles of social history to their research. I’m not a professional genealogist and I don’t provide genealogical services. ACME NUKLEAR BLIMP is a pro-bono blog. That means I don’t get paid for anything.
I no longer write new genealogical columns. Email regarding genealogical topics will not receive a response.
The records and photograph collections that are the source for posts on ACME NUKLEAR BLIMP are my property. The files have been transferred into storage boxes and are inaccessible for general use. The photographs are in acid-free boxes and the negatives are sorted and stored. At the appropriate time the records and photographs will be donated to a suitable repository with the proviso that they be closed to research and their whereabouts kept confidential until after my decease.